HELLO

I AM SORRY I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN A WHILE BUT I PROMISE TO DO SO SOON.

(I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS TO EXPRESS MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES.)

BASICALLY I'VE BEEN PRETTY BUSY LATELY WITH CLASS PAPERS AND WRITING IN GENERAL. ACTUALLY, I'M PARTICIPATING IN NANOWRIMO (NATIONAL NOVEL WRITING MONTH), WHICH YOU SHOULD ALSO DO THIS INSTANT. IT'S NOT TOO LATE:

GO DO NANOWRIMO NOW!

ANYWAY OUR INTERNET IS STILL ON THE FRITZ. WE'RE HOPING TO RECEIVE A NEW MODEM IN THE MAIL BUT OUR INTERNET PROVIDER, WHO SHALL REMAIN UNNAMED, IS NOT BEING RESPONSIVE. IN FACT VIRGIN MEDIA IS SO POORLY ORGANISED THAT EVERYONE SHOULD SEND THEM HATE MAIL. BUT IT WOULD PROBABLY NEVER REACH THEM BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW MAIL WORKS.

AT ANY RATE, I HOPE ALL IS WELL IN THE STATES. I AM VERY SORRY FOR THE LACK OF INTERESTING UPDATES, BUT I AM STILL ALIVE. DON'T PANIC.

HERE'S A PICTURE OF SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE INTERNET:

PIE SQUARED

YOURS,