This lowly blog chronicles the life-altering experiences of a certain beloved Chicagoan. As he establishes his
identity in the United Kingdom, he shall post *semi-regular* updates regarding his year-long endeavor. Please do
enjoy these baffled thoughts; it might help to sip some tea while doing so. Cheers!

Wednesday, 24 November 2010

So... Harry Potter

That's right. I saw the Deathly Hallows English-style. I soon discovered that this isn't entirely different from American-style, aside from the lack of midnight showings. Instead my flat mates and I enjoyed a leisurely 7:45 p.m. movie in a giant, slightly-cramped theater.

Also, I dressed up.

Aren't I cute?

This requires particular attention. I am not, in fact, a muggle, but a wizard dressed up as a muggle. (Hence the wand.) Though in actuality, I am a muggle dressed up as a wizard dressed up as a muggle. The irony was completely missed by Britons, however, and I was largely regarded as "lame" for my poor muggle costume.

But the skirt made everything okay.

Oh, and I guess the movie was good, too. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Yours,

Sunday, 14 November 2010

Photo Tour: Manchester

Note to Reader: This day was far longer in real life than it is in blog-time. We left at around 8:00 am and returned at 8:00 pm. Needless to say, we all got a good night's sleep afterwards.

Our first tour took place at Quarry Bank Mill. In the late 1700s, Samuel Greg employed children there to work 12 hour shifts, six days a week. And by "employed" I mean "made to work forcibly under penalty of a legal indentured servant contract." We were assured that life at the Mill would have been infinitely better than any workhouse elsewhere, which wasn't saying much.

At any rate, Samuel Greg and his wife ran an efficient business, and collected the salary equivalent of a doctor or lawyer today. Basically this mill epitomizes the textile industry during the Industrial Revolution in England. It was pretty spiffy, and much older than any structures we have in the States.

Mill and surrounding area.

Wheel of the mill: only a few centimeters of water were needed
to power hundreds of cotton pulling machines and looms.

So much thread!

Different styles of looms and fly shuttles...

This woman explained the intricacies of fabric-making. She
claimed to be from the 1700s, but her clever guide didn't fool me!

Next we hopped on a bus and headed over to Manchester United Football Stadium. Football in England, of course, is what we know as soccer: "Football as it should be!"

We were met by an angry tour guide, who had trouble comprehending the need for bathroom breaks. I must say, I didn't really enjoy this part of the trip. The tour proved to be more of a propaganda session rather than a history of the sports teams who played there. "Afterwards, everyone should visit the Mega-Store!" (The Stadium gift shop was full of pricey jerseys and other memorabilia.)

I did, however, quite appreciate the many views of the stadium boxed seats. We were also able to visit the changing rooms, as well as the entrance to the playing field.

North Entrance to the Stadium

Nike influences

They set up UV lights in order to make the grass greener.
(You don't get much sunlight in England as it is.)

That's right. I figured out the "Panoramic" feature on my camera.
(Click for a better view of the field and some guy's head.)

Changing room and respective jerseys.

Group heading onto the field.

So that was interesting, but overall, not my cup of tea. (Yes! I finally managed to use that expression.) Next we got on the bus again, and drove to the Trafford Centre: the mall to end all malls. Not really. But I think it is comparable to the Mall of America. Once inside, we were required to go to the Museum of Museums, which now houses Tutankhamen's remains. (In previous years, they had been at the Chicago Field Museum.) But we couldn't find the darned place, and we were told by the director to simply walk around and eat dinner. Yay!

Unsuspecting girlfriend/ground floor shot

Dolphin fountain? Yes please.

Oh yeah, and there was a talking Christmas tree.

Aaaaaand that's about it! Any questions? I hope you didn't have to pee while reading this, BECAUSE THEN I WOULD HAVE TO YELL AT YOU.

Anyway, more soon...ish. I'm off to write a philosophy paper!

Yours,


Friday, 12 November 2010

In other news...

WELL we're going to Manchester tomorrow. The internet has decided to bless me with its presence, so I decided to update you guys whilst it is here. Tomorrow is only a day trip, and we'll be back late in the evening. I'm not entirely sure which places we'll be visiting yet. Nonetheless, I'm sure there will be lots of photos for your viewing pleasure.

Also, I'm in the library right now, procrastinating. Here's a video!

If you look closely, you can see James Patterson staring back at you.

Well that's about it, really. This past week was "reading week", so we didn't have any classes. Normally this would have aided my essay-writing efforts. But because I've already done mine, I just ate fruit, slept, and read Little Women all day. Yay!

Okay. More soon (knock on wood):

I provided this visual just in case.

Yours,

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

HELLO

I AM SORRY I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN A WHILE BUT I PROMISE TO DO SO SOON.

(I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS TO EXPRESS MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES.)

BASICALLY I'VE BEEN PRETTY BUSY LATELY WITH CLASS PAPERS AND WRITING IN GENERAL. ACTUALLY, I'M PARTICIPATING IN NANOWRIMO (NATIONAL NOVEL WRITING MONTH), WHICH YOU SHOULD ALSO DO THIS INSTANT. IT'S NOT TOO LATE:

GO DO NANOWRIMO NOW!

ANYWAY OUR INTERNET IS STILL ON THE FRITZ. WE'RE HOPING TO RECEIVE A NEW MODEM IN THE MAIL BUT OUR INTERNET PROVIDER, WHO SHALL REMAIN UNNAMED, IS NOT BEING RESPONSIVE. IN FACT VIRGIN MEDIA IS SO POORLY ORGANISED THAT EVERYONE SHOULD SEND THEM HATE MAIL. BUT IT WOULD PROBABLY NEVER REACH THEM BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW MAIL WORKS.

AT ANY RATE, I HOPE ALL IS WELL IN THE STATES. I AM VERY SORRY FOR THE LACK OF INTERESTING UPDATES, BUT I AM STILL ALIVE. DON'T PANIC.

HERE'S A PICTURE OF SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE INTERNET:

PIE SQUARED

YOURS,